Excuse me, ma’am. Do you realize how old the water is in this birdbath?
Honestly, when WAS the last time you cleaned this?
There’s a reason it’s called a birdBATH, you know. How am I supposed to bathe in this old dirty water?
Yes, I know: “it’s been a long, cold lonely winter”, and all that. That’s really no excuse. The swans have been bragging that you fed them all winter – even when you had to trudge through the snow!
So what does a poor little bluebird have to do to get a little fresh water?
Hmmm?
these days of mine 